Today I woke up
Did my U.A.
Like every day
Then somebody spoke up
"What's the date?"
Oh yeah, it's Christmas Day
Is it too late
To pay for some presents
By way of insurance
And send em my woadies' way?
On the 25th
In rehab
In the Grand Canyon state
AA'n
Medicating
Meditating
Namaste
Therapist'n
Fist clenching
Soup kitchen
PBJ
Deep cleaning
Deep meaning
Keep speaking them words you pray
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change"
Due to HIPPA laws and acts
I can't say it's ****** on this track
If I can't say it's ****** on this track
How does St. Nick know
where I be at?
If he has a list
And he checks it twice
I'll take a chance
I'll role the dice
But if it makes me naughty
For smoking spice
I sure hope he checks it thrice
Because I been sober
For a few months now
I took a chip
I took a bow
Tell me, Santa, that you are proud
Because your boy ain't sitting
On a pink cloud
So if you hear this
And it ain't too late
And if you haven't yet
Revved up the sleigh
Just so you know
Just where I stay
In rehab
In the Grand Canyon state
credits
from Stocking Stuffers Vol. 2,
released December 14, 2015
Programming and Vocals: LYMBIK
Additional Production: Brer Sunshine